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Humour

This page is to share some light reading. The material presented here is based on emails sent in.

Arguement.
Arnold and Isaac were residents in a nursing home. Even though they were best of friends, they were still prone to argue with each other.

One day, they are queuing up at the canteen to get their lunch. Because Arnold is taking his time, Isaac says to him, "Hey you! Hurry up already before I punch you in the teeth."

Arnold turns round, looks at Isaac and says, "OK. Go ahead. Make my day! My teeth are upstairs in the glass by my bed."

Other Jokes:
4-Letter Word.
Arguement.
Bar Mitzvah.
Bathtub Test...
Blind Man.
Butler.
Complaining.
The Credit Crunch Explained.
Cup of Tea.
The Economy.
Golf.
Guru.
Hearing Aid.
Honeymoon.
Jack Gold.
Jewish Bear.
Jewish Farmer.
Kosher Candy.
Learning a Language.
Lost Wallet.
Marriage.
Marriage Proposal.
Potato Sacks.
The Presents.
Rowing Crew.
Shamas.
Special Award.
Understanding Engineers.
What a Country!

 

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